That which is hard to do is best done bitterly.

Comedy does offer an avenue to television and film careers for untelegenic people that great drama does not.

So I am a product of the Internet, and to some degree a product of this sensibility of constant cultural reference.

Specificity is the soul of narrative.

I would be good for maybe not the center square but an upper square on 'Hollywood Squares.'

Here's the thing: I am not only a creature of civilization, I'm an asthmatic person. I will only live so long as I have stockpiled the proper inhalers. I'm effectively a cyborg. You know how in Jurassic Park, they bred those dinosaurs with the lysine deficiencies, so if they ever got off the island, they'd die? That's me.

I know nothing about letting go.