If I had to be anything," he told her, "I'd probably be a socialist, but I don't want to be anything.
John IrvingNo touching Baby Jesus.โ โBut weโre his parents!โ proclaimed Mary Beth, who was being generous to include poor Joseph under this appellation. โMary Beth,โ Barb Wiggin said, โif you touch the Baby Jesus, Iโm putting you in a cow costume.
John IrvingChildren are most impressed with the importance of a moment when they witness a parent breaking the parents' own rule.
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