Once a person was asked to step into this brutal century, anything could happen

My mother is currently associating with some undesirables who are attempting to transform her into an athlete of sorts, deprave specimens of mankind who regularly bowl their way to oblivion.

My life is a rather grim one. One day I shall perhaps describe it to you in great detail.

you can always tell employees of the government by the total vacancy which occupies the space where most other people have faces.

The heart is important at any age, I'm afraid.

Oh, Fortuna, blind, heedless goddess, I am strapped to your wheel,' Ignatius belched, 'Do not crush me beneath your spokes. Raise me on high, divinity.

I bet you cook good, huh?" Darlene asked. "Mother doesn't cook," Ignatius said dogmatically. "She burns.