Im not an Athlete, Im a ballplayer
I would think I drive most hitting coaches crazy. During one single at-bat I used six different stances on six pitches. Oh yeah, I also struck out. So what do I know?
Too many managers manage by what the postgame press conference is going to be.
My wife told me I'm not as disgusting to her as I used to be.
If you're playing for the Kansas City Royals about all you can do is beat your head against the wall.
I'm not an athlete. I'm a professional baseball player.