I don't do a lot of guest shots on television.

I guess we all have some sort of Rubicon that we haven't crossed in our lives and we've thought about for who knows how long. And for me, it's writing.

I've seen more convincing wigs on William Shatner.

The only thing I haven't done as an actor, other than Thai puppet theater somewhere, is act on a Broadway stage.

I can't pass up a blank book when I see it in a bookstore. And I write a sentence in it, and then I put it away.

I don't have anything against audiobooks. I actually did a couple of them - but not many. I just never got into it, timing-wise. I don't listen to them, if that's any indication of my feelings about them. I'd rather read.

Be careful out there. There are things that go bump in the night. Actually, there are things that go 'Give me your wallet or I'll kill you' in the night.