A committee is an animal with four back legs.

Those who are not with Mr. Bush are against him. Worse, they are with the enemy. Which is odd, because I'm dead against Bush, but I would love to see Saddam's downfall -- just not on Bush's terms and not by his methods. And not under the banner of such outrageous hypocrisy.

Each my book feels like my last book. And then I think, like a dedicated alcoholic, that one more won't do me any harm.

I think that where I've watched a movie go wrong, it's usually because the dread committee has been interfering with it.

I happen to write by hand. I don't even type.

Elections are a Western jerk-off.

People who've had very unhappy childhoods are pretty good at inventing themselves. If nobody invents you for yourself, nothing is left but to invent yourself for others.