When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life.

It came in a vision - a man appeared on a flaming pie and said unto them, 'From this day forward you are Beatles with an A.' Thank you Mister Man, they said, thanking him.

That's part of our policy, is not to be taken seriously because I think our opposition, whoever they may be in all their manifest forms, don't know how to handle humour.

Life happens whilst you're planning other things.

Life doesn't imitate art...it is art!

I'm not afraid of death because I don't believe in it. It's just getting out of one car, and into another

Christianity will go. It will vanish and shrink. I needn't argue with that; I'm right and I will be proved right. We're more popular than Jesus now; I don't know which will go first - rock and roll or Christianity.