I am the eggman They are the eggmen! I am the walrus!

I'm not saying we're better or greater, or comparing us with Jesus Christ as a person, or God as a thing, or whatever it is. I just said what I said, and it was wrong, or it was taken wrong. And now it's all this.

Trying to please everybody is impossible - if you did that, you'd end up in the middle with nobody liking you. You've just got to make the decision about what you think is your best, and do it.

Always remember this: 'A kiss will never miss, and after many kisses a miss becomes a misses.'

I was the walrus, but now I am John. And so my friends, you'll just have to carry on. The dream is over.

When I hold you in my arms and I feel my finger on your trigger I know no one can do me no harm because happiness is a warm gun.

I once had a girl, or should I say she once had me.