That's part of our policy, is not to be taken seriously because I think our opposition, whoever they may be in all their manifest forms, don't know how to handle humour.

Count your age by friends, not years. Count your life by smiles, not tears.

I thought of nothing else but rock 'n' roll; apart from sex and food and money--but that's all the same thing, really.

I was the walrus, but now I am John. And so my friends, you'll just have to carry on. The dream is over.

I once had a girl, or should I say she once had me.

I still believe in peace, love and understanding.

I mean People come up and ask for autographs or say hi but they wont bug you.