Listen, if anything happens to Yoko and me, it was not an accident.

There's no such thing as sculpture or art or anything, it's just a bit of - it's just words, you know, and actually saying everything is art. We're all art, art is just a tag, like a journalists' tag, but artists believe it.

Life is what's going on while your making other plans.

In Western-style Communism we would have to create an almost imaginary workers' image of themselves as the father-figure.

As a child I did a lot of imaginary bits, you know. It depends on the individual, I enjoyed then knocking the nail in, I enjoy knocking nails in walls to hang pictures up, but I also enjoy thinking 'I'm gonna do that' but I actually won't do it, I enjoy imagining doing things just as much.

I wanna hold your gland.

Imagine there's no varmints. It isn't hard to do.