I never listen to the radio. If it's bad, I make fun of it, and if it's good, I get jealous that I didn't think of it.

Life is what happens when you make other plans.

I believe that as soon as people want peace in the world they can have it. The trouble is they are not aware they can get it.

Trying to please everybody is impossible - if you did that, you'd end up in the middle with nobody liking you. You've just got to make the decision about what you think is your best, and do it.

You better get yourself together, darling, and join the human race.

Well, I don't want to be king, I want to be real.

I believe time wounds all heels.