Nothing affected me until I heard Elvis. Without Elvis there would be no Beatles.

Love is needing to be loved.

It's no good having, being with people you can dominate all the time. Or being with someone who can dominate you all the time. Because either one is boring.

Laurel and Hardy. That's John and Yoko, and we stand a better chance under that guise, because all the serious people, like Martin Luther King, and Kennedy, and Gandhi, got shot.

I remember a time when everybody I loved hated me because I hated them.

Everybody seems to think I'm lazy I don't mind, I think they're crazy. Running everywhere at such a speed Till they find there's no need.

Life is what happens when you make other plans.