Elvis died the day he went into the army.

I'm not afraid of death because I don't believe in it. It's just getting out of one car, and into another

After The Beatles came on the scene everyone started putting on a Liverpudlian accent.

I only ever asked two people to work with me as a partner. One was Paul McCartney and the other Yoko Ono. Paul and me were the Beatles.

I want it to sound like an orange.

Nor do I think we came from monkeys, by the wayThat's another piece of garbage. What the hell's it based on? We couldn't've come from anything-fish, maybe, but not monkeys. I don't believe in the evolution of fish to monkeys to men. Why aren't monkeys changing into men now? It's absolute garbage. It's absolutely irrational garbage, as mad as the ones who believe the world was made only four thousand years ago, the fundamentalists.

I believe in everything until it's disproved.