There is an alternative to war. It's staying in bed and growing your hair.

Sarcasim is the lowest form of humor.

I only ever asked two people to work with me as a partner. One was Paul McCartney and the other Yoko Ono. Paul and me were the Beatles.

Am I crazy or am I a genius? I don't think I'm either.

The first drugs I ever took, I was still at art school, with the group - we all took it together - was Benzedrine from the inside of an inhaler.

If The Beatles or the 60's had a message, it was 'Learn to swim. And once you've learned - swim!

Nobody loves you when you're down and out.