It's my theory that if you hear enough applause and laughter at a young enough age, you're doomed

I can't imagine doing an hour-long dramatic series because it's so much work. A sitcom is a wonderful gig. You work from 10 to 4 every day, it's fun, and you get to live at home.

There's nothing like spending an evening with an audience every night.

I'm a con artist in that I'm an actor. I make people believe something is real when they know perfectly well it isn't.

I consider myself a very lucky actor that, approaching 60, I'm still employed and employable.

It's nice when you've done enough movies that you can do your own anthology.

If my life was a play, age 35 was my intermission.