Oscar Wilde turned the world upside down and was able to laugh at it, and hopefully by the time I'm 120 and worn out, that's what I will achieve. I love being alive so much.

I like lime-flavoured yoghurt. The end. There is no religion. It’s a man-made fabrication. Once you understand that, you’ll be a happier individual. Atheism is as pointless as satanism.

Having a birthday cake squashed into your face by young kids? Delicious. I always don a Santa suit at Christmas. Remaining childish is a tremendous state of innocence.

People think I hate the Royal Family, but that's not true.

Do not stand in the middle, go to the right or to the left.

I don't like the monikers, and I don't like being pigeonholed. You know, I'm a human being.

There are some Rolling Stones songs that are just stunners.