Being born into the Royal Family is like being born into a mental asylum. Marrying into it is not something to be taken lightly.

I come from the school of do it yourself mate. Unfortunately over the years there's been quite a few of, "Can you do it for us Johnny, so we can grab all your glory?".

Books are like my one and only joy.

The so-called alleged 'art' of the video - well, the video has killed the radio star, but the video star killed the live musician, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.

It's quite sad to see how many people I've known over that years that just die off, you know like wilted flowers. Well, there's something to be said for flowers in the dustbin.

I keep falling off the edge of the stage because I can't see it. I can't see my wrinkles in the mirror either, though.

If you really want the truth of anything, don't use Wikipedia.