I'm not blowing my own trumpet here, but I made a rap song 20 years ago with Afrika Bambaataa.

I don't believe in pets. I like animals to be wild and free. But I can sit and watch an ant run up and down the floor for hours. I use a magnifying glass to look at the beautiful shape of the thing.

I have values. But morals are Christian. There's no religion here. Values. Don't hurt when you don't need to, but don't let anybody step over that line - it's an invisible line, but it's respect for somebody's space.

I love consumerism, TV culture, shopping malls. There's nothing I'd ever buy, but I like being there. It's wacky.

I had an Irish Catholic education. Horrible nuns, vindictive and cruel.

Ever get the feeling you've been cheated?

Some of us are born big-minded with small penises. Others have big penises and small-minded.