It's a loser's emblem (swastika), because the Nazis lost the war. It's ridiculous to suggest we are involved with fascists. All my best friends are black, gay, Irish or criminals.

Love is two minutes and fifty-two seconds of squishy sounds.

Americans being upright and forthright and honest and true to themselves is a very hard concept.

Rules are important, but they're temporary and they're always supposed to be changed.

I never thought of Green Day as a punk band. Just bubblegum, really.

I like lime-flavoured yoghurt. The end. There is no religion. It’s a man-made fabrication. Once you understand that, you’ll be a happier individual. Atheism is as pointless as satanism.

Occasionally, a re-enactment is a fine thing. I love Civil War re-enactments.