Britain's an island; it's always had a constant ebb and flow of immigration - it makes it a better place.

I love consumerism, TV culture, shopping malls. There's nothing I'd ever buy, but I like being there. It's wacky.

Oscar Wilde turned the world upside down and was able to laugh at it, and hopefully by the time I'm 120 and worn out, that's what I will achieve. I love being alive so much.

It's nice to be irritated. It's a very joyous thing.

I have one major problem with the internet: It's full of liars. There doesn't seem to be any way to answer to people lying about you.

Having a birthday cake squashed into your face by young kids? Delicious. I always don a Santa suit at Christmas. Remaining childish is a tremendous state of innocence.

When you talk like an asshole and look like an asshole, you're an asshole