Britain's an island; it's always had a constant ebb and flow of immigration - it makes it a better place.

It seems like the more I punish myself, the better it's been. What it is, I'm relentless and I never give up. I never take the easy way out.

Some of us are born big-minded with small penises. Others have big penises and small-minded.

I have one major problem with the internet: It's full of liars. There doesn't seem to be any way to answer to people lying about you.

The real color of my hair is mouse. I always want to be ginger, which I was when I was born, or blond, because I live in L.A., and I want to look like I go surfing without any physical effort.

When you talk like an asshole and look like an asshole, you're an asshole

Obama's dense as a doorbell; not much going on up there - it's a wooden top.