Punk is like looking at a mirror. I already have a mirror so I don't need the Offspring to remind me how gorgeous I am.

Any kind of history you read is basically the winning side telling you the others were bad.

Do not stand in the middle, go to the right or to the left.

Some of us are born big-minded with small penises. Others have big penises and small-minded.

I don't have any expensive habits. I'm not a car collector or any of that nonsense. But I'd love to be incredibly wealthy for no reason at all.

What do you have to do to get people to take an interest? I'm not going to go out and cause a silly sex scandal just to sell a record!

It's nice to be a part of history but people should get it right. I may not be perfect, but I'm bloody close.