Ever get the feeling you've been cheated?

If you really want the truth of anything, don't use Wikipedia.

Michael Jackson plays the wounded puppy very well. 'I must be the loneliest man in the world'. Well, you're not a man. And the loneliness is self inflicted, so sod off you pathetic puerile pimp. I wonder what color his willy is.

Pop music I have always loved best. But the more extreme, fascist-led examples of the music business I tend to detest the most.

Having a birthday cake squashed into your face by young kids? Delicious. I always don a Santa suit at Christmas. Remaining childish is a tremendous state of innocence.

I come from the school of do it yourself mate. Unfortunately over the years there's been quite a few of, "Can you do it for us Johnny, so we can grab all your glory?".

Being born into the Royal Family is like being born into a mental asylum. Marrying into it is not something to be taken lightly.