It's nice to be a part of history but people should get it right. I may not be perfect, but I'm bloody close.

I have the integrity of a teenager and that's never going to be stolen from me. I'm the original virgin.

I love discordancy. It makes people ill at ease and wakes up a part of their brain that's normally asleep.

The country you're born in is where your passport comes from. No, not according to Donald Trump! No, not at all. I resent that kind of extremism of any kind. Left wing, right wing. Anyway at all. Anything that judges other people so harshly and across the board stupidity-wise. I got no time for that.

Books are like my one and only joy.

Michael Jackson plays the wounded puppy very well. 'I must be the loneliest man in the world'. Well, you're not a man. And the loneliness is self inflicted, so sod off you pathetic puerile pimp. I wonder what color his willy is.

Love is two minutes and fifty-two seconds of squishy sounds.