There's nothing glorious in dying. Anyone can do it.

I'm not limited to categories or genres. Anything human beings come up with fascinates me. If a three-legged idiot like me can dance to it, then that's all well and fine.

All the things that you would have thought would have made me a professional A1 criminal... wrong. I decided that was too lazy and easy, and because of the way British society is, quite frankly you were denied an education, so I got one of my own.

Ever get the feeling you've been cheated?

Love is 2 minutes and 52 seconds of squelching noises.

A healthy mind can live in an unhealthy body.

You can always wake up on the wrong side of the bed and boo-hiss everyone suffers. We can all be temperamental.