Until I see an Arab country, a Muslim country, with a democracy, I won't understand how anyone can have a problem with how they're treated.

It seems like the more I punish myself, the better it's been. What it is, I'm relentless and I never give up. I never take the easy way out.

Do not stand in the middle, go to the right or to the left.

What do you have to do to get people to take an interest? I'm not going to go out and cause a silly sex scandal just to sell a record!

My words are my bullets.

Being born into the Royal Family is like being born into a mental asylum. Marrying into it is not something to be taken lightly.

I love Stephen Colbert and Jon Stewart because they're bringing irony back into American humor, which is a delicious treat. The entire Colbert persona of being extreme right-wing when he's not at all is highly amusing. He does it so well, but sometimes a little too well. My wife is convinced he's completely that way.