Gossip is a very dangerous tool. We should be more wary of the gossiper, and not the gossip they're trying to relay to you.

People think I hate the Royal Family, but that's not true.

Maybe I'm a prehistoric monster by being an individual. It's highly likely. All I offer to others is their own individuality. Grab it!

Obama's dense as a doorbell; not much going on up there - it's a wooden top.

Punk became a circus didn't it? Everybody got it wrong. The message was supposed to be: Don't follow us, do what you want!

I keep falling off the edge of the stage because I can't see it. I can't see my wrinkles in the mirror either, though.

It's nice to be irritated. It's a very joyous thing.