I love books, and all the best ones are people analysing their own emotions. You can learn from that.

Some of us are born big-minded with small penises. Others have big penises and small-minded.

I'm not going to pontificate and tell you to execute your government at dawn, but it wouldn't be a bad idea.

If you were to look back at me as a school kid you'd see a very quiet little church mouse kind of character.

You'd have to be daft as a brush to say you didn't like Pink Floyd.

You'll find that empty vessels make the most sound.

You need the past as a guideline. The history of music is a good basis, but to escape that stuff, that tortuous rulebook, you have to learn it first. It's kind of like religion - once you've written the Bible, that's it, move on.