I'm not this callous clown walking around laughing at life all the time. I've had some serious, serious problems in my life. But I've come out with a smile.

I love pop music. It's not easy to write a good pop song.

You'll find that empty vessels make the most sound.

Judge not others unless you're prepared to be judged!

If anyone asks for your autograph they're showing you respect and give it back to them.

I love discordancy. It makes people ill at ease and wakes up a part of their brain that's normally asleep.

I've done no harm to no one. In fact, I think I've improved the world.