I'm not this callous clown walking around laughing at life all the time. I've had some serious, serious problems in my life. But I've come out with a smile.

Oscar Wilde turned the world upside down and was able to laugh at it, and hopefully by the time I'm 120 and worn out, that's what I will achieve. I love being alive so much.

I'm aware of my songs. I'm aware of them because they're about true emotions, true feelings, things that matter.

Some of us are born big-minded with small penises. Others have big penises and small-minded.

When you talk like an asshole and look like an asshole, you're an asshole

I don't like walking in the street and seeing 30,000 copies of myself.

It's quite sad to see how many people I've known over that years that just die off, you know like wilted flowers. Well, there's something to be said for flowers in the dustbin.