Winning is a great deodorant.
If you see a defense team with dirt and mud on their backs they've had a bad day.
If the quarterback throws the ball in the endzone and the wide receiver catches it, it's a touchdown.
Here's a guy who when he runs, he moves faster.
You got one guy going boom, one guy going whack, and one guy not getting in the endzone.
When its raining the field gets wet, then all of a sudden everyones running slower