Here's a guy who can use his arms and legs at the same time.

Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon.

He might want to watch where he lands when tackling that guy, because he could really hurt his hand if it gets stepped on.

I wasn't saying that in a sense that I didn't plan on scoring any goals. This won't happen again. It would be nice if it did, but it's reality.

When its raining the field gets wet, then all of a sudden everyones running slower

The only yardstick for success our society has is being a champion. No one remembers anything else.

Discipline in football occurs on the field, not off it. Discipline is knowing what you're supposed to do and doing it as best you can.