A country of long shadows on county cricket grounds, warm beer, green suburbs, dog lovers, and old maids cycling to holy communion through the morning mist.
John MajorGive the Germans five deutschmarks and they will save it. But give the British ยฃ5 and they will borrow ยฃ25 and spend it.
John MajorIf you look at things that really affect people's lives - sport, the arts, charities - they were always at the back of the queue for government money - health, social security, defence, pensions were all way ahead. And each of those areas - sports, the arts, the lottery - got relatively petty cash from the government.
John MajorCertainly we've seen the enormous changes across the whole of the Middle East. The democratic genie is out of the bottle.
John MajorA consensus politician is someone who does something that he doesn't believe is right because it keeps people quiet when he does it.
John MajorI thought I could do something different from any Conservative prime minister before me. But I couldn't.
John MajorWell, I think there's a distinction between sexing-up the intelligence and sexing-up the presentation of the intelligence.
John MajorI'm very proud of what my parents achieved and what they stood for. They didn't have much, but in many ways they were richer than most.
John MajorWhether you agree with me, disagree with me, like me or loathe me, don't bind my hands when I am negotiating on behalf of the British people.
John MajorWell what would happen is that if Greece defaulted and couldn't pay its debts, all the Greek bonds that are held in other banking systems across Western Europe would suddenly have no value. You could as a knock-on effect create a banking crisis in Western Europe.
John MajorWhen your back is against the wall, there is only one thing to do, and that is turn around and fight.
John MajorI have a huge admiration for the House of Lords, I have a huge admiration for the people who work in the House of Lords, they're great public servants and they do an absolutely tremendous job.
John MajorI am not running as Son of Margaret Thatcher. I have my own priorities and my own programmes.
John MajorIf we want to deliver opportunity for all, we need an economy that delivers jobs for the future.
John MajorIn the next ten years we will have to continue to make changes which will make the whole of this country a genuinely classless society.
John MajorThe British don't runaway from terrorism. We have had 30-odd years of terrorism in our own country from the Irish Republican Army. We're used to it.
John MajorI have been reading the press more regularly than others over 50 years and it seems to me that there are things that have changed in the press that have changed its character.
John MajorWhat happens when there is a conflict between the Scottish parliament, if it was established, and the Westminster parliament? Who is supreme?
John MajorI am walking over hot coals suspended over a deep pit at the bottom of which are a large number of vipers baring their fangs.
John MajorIn housing in the fifties in Britain and the sixties, we pulled down the terraces - destroyed whole communities and replaced them with tower blocks and we built walkways that became rat-runs for muggers. That was the fashionable opinion. But it was wrong.
John MajorI think it's extremely unlikely that the European Union will fracture with nations dropping off the edge.
John MajorNeil Kinnock's speeches go on for so long because he has nothing to say and so he has no way of knowing when he's finished saying it.
John MajorI inherited a sick economy and passed on a sound one. But one abiding regret for me is that, in between, I did not have the resources to put in place the educational and social changes about which I cared to much; I made only a beginning, and it was not enough.
John MajorI think the biggest mistake I made was this wretched ability to see both sides of an argument.
John MajorOf course there are regrets. I shall regret always that I found my own authentic voice in politics. I was too conservative, too conventional. Too safe, too often. Too defensive. Too reactive. Later, too often on the back foot.
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