When I have failed as an actor I've always thought it was my fault. But when I direct something, I wouldn't want the actors to think it was their fault.

Even if you do succeed most people wouldn't notice anyway.

I probably have more female friends than any man I've ever met. What I like about them is that almost always they're generally mentally tougher, and they're better listeners, and they're more capable of surviving things. And most of the women that I like have a haunted quality - they're sort of like women who live in a haunted house all by themselves.

I'm not a psychiatrist. I'm not treating patients.

Where women are concerned, the rule is never to go out with anyone better dressed than you.

Chicago my favourite American city. I'm very much a typical midwesterner, and I don't think the condition is curable.

I always wanted to be fashionable.