For a while I wanted to be a professional baseball pitcher, and then I wanted to be a musician and then sometimes I think I'd like to start a store for gift-wrapping Christmas presents... But I feel I could do most things I set my mind to, except mechanical things, I'm not very good at that.

Nothing you do particularly matters. But I'm not sure that's a great excuse for doing it poorly.

I can have incredible self-discipline. But see, I think it's obviously a form of stupidity.

Most of the women that I like have a haunted quality - they're sort of like women who live in a haunted house by themselves.

I've always been an avid reader. Everyone in my family read a lot. Considering we were from a little town, we were pretty literate.

The one natural gift I have is easy access. That's the only natural I gift I have at all. You have to have that, the third eye.

I don't want to be boring. But that's not always easy.