Oh, Homer! You don't have to play dumb anymore! You're not at school now.

The dreams now were simply of staying alive.

Time spent in reconnaissance is seldom wasted.

This is the most complicated relationship since Romeo and Juliet," she complained. "You're both hopeless. I mean, what is the big problem? You love him. He adores you. You get together and live happily ever after. Any questions? No, of course not. That'll be ten dollars, thank you.

There are some things that once you've lost, you never get back. Innocence is one. Love is another. I guess childhood is a third.

...."we saw this big dark red leech hanging off his back. We were dancing round yelling: ‘We’ll burn it off! Get the petrol! Stay still Mr Kassar, you can trust us!’ He wimped out though, and made us use salt. Very boring.

Never cry over something that can't cry over you.