Sometimes I get scared that I’m going to enter a web address into Twitter thinking it was my browser. That would be bad.

I have masturbated myself out of serious problems in my life.

I get recognized somewhere in between like local meteorologist and national meteorologist.

Most times when you try to be all things to all people, you end up being nothing.

I'm the only person I know who's got a bunch of money.

I am beginning to know what it feels like to be a woman. To have people looking at you all the time. And I'm sorry ladies, I had no idea! But people are looking at me all the time. It's like I have musical boobies!

I can't describe it in words, but I can see it in my head, its color, its light, its shapes, and I've managed to synthesize my love for myself by way of many different reasonings and processes, and I've been able to really synthesize my own satisfaction and things that do it for me. They've usually been self-taught, self-instructed, self-refined. So to be with anybody else has to somewhat lie in that comfort zone I've created with myself so well.