I hate being the heartbreaker. Hate it. If I date somebody and it doesn't work out, it's another nightmare for me.

I can't even explain to you how terrible that feels, that I equate dating a woman with punishment, shame, guilt, disappointment, reproach, reprimand, persecution. It's a nightmare.

I've figured out my learning curve. I can look at something and somehow know exactly how long it will take for me to learn it.

[on Jessica Simpson] Yeah, that girl is like crack cocaine to me. Sexually it was crazy. That's all I'll say. It was like napalm, sexual napalm.

I'm the only person I know who's got a bunch of money.

What I've learned in my life, it's a very interesting social study for me, to go back and forth between being the guy at home and being the guy on the road and being the guy in studio and being the guy in the interview. The environment around you has so much to do with your character, and when I'm home, my character really changes quite a bit.

I really don't want to be a hunk.