I'm not an icon. Not even in America.
I feel my shows are like a late-night talk show that we settle down and do every night.
[on Jessica Simpson] Yeah, that girl is like crack cocaine to me. Sexually it was crazy. That's all I'll say. It was like napalm, sexual napalm.
Trying to impress my mother with words was one of my favourite pursuits.
Might be a quarter life crisis, just disturbin' in my soul.
The minute hand moves faster than you think it does.