Whenever they say it can’t be done, remind them that they make a jellybean that tastes exactly like popcorn.

I am beginning to know what it feels like to be a woman. To have people looking at you all the time. And I'm sorry ladies, I had no idea! But people are looking at me all the time. It's like I have musical boobies!

I know the heart of life is good.

I was smart enough to know it would probably make me a salable item for the paparazzi. I knew I'd have to move to a home that had a gate. But that pearl of possibility that lives in your heart when you meet somebody you want to know more about has such a different molecular density than everything else that you have to pursue it.

If you had started doing anything two weeks ago, by today you would have been two weeks better at it.

I just wish they'd put a new word in the dictionary bigger than love because love just doesn't describe what I feel.

We're supposed to lose our friends to time, at an age when we're ready to agree to the terms of having lived a long life. Not now.