It's very liberating when you finally realize it's impossible to make everyone like you.

It's almost charity work, what people have done, turning other people on to my music.

I don't jerk off because I'm horny. I'm sort of half-chick. It's like District 9. I can fire alien weapons. I can insert a tampon. No, I do it because I want to take a brain bath. It's like a hot whirlpool for my brain, in a brain space that is 100 percent agreeable with itself.

How dare you say it's nothing to me? Baby, you're the only light I ever saw.

I'll never let your head hit the bed without my hand behind it.

I've never walked into a restaurant, asked for a table and been told, 'We're full.'

You get to a certain age where you prepare yourself for happiness. Sometimes you never remember to actually get happy.