The emotionally intelligent person is skilled in four areas: identifying emotions, using emotions, understanding emotions, and regulating emotions.

High School is like a spork: it's a crappy spoon and a crappy fork, so in the end it's just plain useless.

I feel my shows are like a late-night talk show that we settle down and do every night.

I'm not really good at keeping my own secrets. I can keep other people's secrets pretty well. Unless they're really good and people deserve to hear them. And I'll disseminate the information accordingly.

There's a real self-serving element to hip-hop that threatens its life span.

I've realized you can use a fork as a spoon if you use it rapidly enough.

My fear is that I go up to the girl of my dreams and say 'I'm sorry, but I've got to say hello to you,' and she slides the stool back and gets up and walks away, saying, 'Not for me, Bub. I don't want anything to do with you.'