A man's got two shots for jewelry: a wedding ring and a watch. The watch is a lot easier to get on and off than a wedding ring.
I've realized you can use a fork as a spoon if you use it rapidly enough.
I was very successful from a very early age, and I want to keep it.
I've never walked into a restaurant, asked for a table and been told, 'We're full.'
Sometimes I wish that I was a bong hit, you'd let me in and you would love every minute.
I knew what I wanted to do when I was 13 and I had to go through four years of high school to get out. That's a blessing, because I never had to lay on my bed staring up at the ceiling going, 'What am I going to do with my life?'