She's perfect, so flawless, I'm not impressed.

I have the obsessiveness of someone who's a sober, recovering addict displacing his addiction. Except I never had the addiction.

The minute hand moves faster than you think it does.

I remember playing the guitar through the amplifier facing out the window of my house onto the street in the summer time - that was social media in 1992.

I hate being the heartbreaker. Hate it. If I date somebody and it doesn't work out, it's another nightmare for me.

I've realized you can use a fork as a spoon if you use it rapidly enough.

I wanted to be a blues guitar player. And a singer. And a songwriter. Not a shock jock.