Never, ever underestimate the power of 'Id Like that.

I've figured out my learning curve. I can look at something and somehow know exactly how long it will take for me to learn it.

I am beginning to know what it feels like to be a woman. To have people looking at you all the time. And I'm sorry ladies, I had no idea! But people are looking at me all the time. It's like I have musical boobies!

God only knows how much I'd love you if you let me, but I can't break through at all.

The saddest kind of sad is the sad that tries not to be sad. You know, when sad tries to bite its lip and not cry, and smile and say, "No I'm happy for you"? Thats when it's really sad.

My hits are not hits.

I've realized you can use a fork as a spoon if you use it rapidly enough.