The first pork-barrel bill that crosses my desk, I'm going to veto it and make the authors of those pork-barrel items famous all over America.

Arizona may be the only state in America where mothers don't tell their children that someday, they can grow up and be president of the United States.

Why am I running for president? Well, my wife, Cindy, says it is because I sustainedseveral severe blows to the head in prison camp.

I think, again, neither of these candidates [Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton] is blowing me away. Actually, I would like both of them to get more policy specific.

We were pleased to hear the President state his firm commitment that he will do whatever is necessary to accomplish this important goal.

If money is free speech, the big interests are sitting in front with megaphones and the average citizens are sitting in the back.

Keep moving if you love life, and keep your troubles well behind you.