At least I don’t plaster on the makeup like a trollop, you cunt.

Presidential ambition is a disease that can only be cured by embalming fluid.

I'm not sure, if I were President Clinton, I wouldn't want to be pardoned for something that I believed that I didn't do.

I will veto every single beer, um, bill with earmarks.

The first pork-barrel bill that crosses my desk, I'm going to veto it and make the authors of those pork-barrel items famous all over America.

Why am I running for president? Well, my wife, Cindy, says it is because I sustainedseveral severe blows to the head in prison camp.

Tolerance of dissent is the hallmark of a mature party, and it is well past time for the Republican Party to grow up.