I am learning to get online myself, and I will have that down fairly soon, getting on myself. I don’t expect to be a great communicator, I don’t expect to set up my own blog, but I am becoming computer literate to the point where I can get the information that I need.

Do you know why Chelsea Clinton is so ugly? Because Janet Reno is her father.

Major league baseball players and owners should meet immediately to enact the standards that apply to the minor leagues, and if they don't, I will have to introduce legislation that says professional sports will have minimum standards for testing. I'll give them until January, and then I'll introduce legislation.

Teachers don't need as much as $140,000 a year, ... But, perhaps some senators don't need $140,000 a year either.

War is wretched beyond description, and only a fool or a fraud could sentimentalize its cruel reality.

Only a fool or a fraud talks tough or romantically about war.

I can't believe a guy that handsome wouldn't have some impact.