We ought to pay down the national debt, ... The American people are tired of people who make promises about cutting taxes that they cannot keep.

I will veto every single beer, um, bill with earmarks.

After all this time and all this, quote, "experience," how is she [Hillary Clinton] not better at this [military]?

In the view of everyone, I am a viable candidate and I should be on the ballot.

Did you hear the one about the woman who is attacked on the street by a gorilla, beaten senseless, raped repeatedly, and left to die? When she finally regains consciousness and tries to speak, her doctor leans over to hear her sigh contently and to feebly ask, 'Where is that marvelous ape?'

Free trade with Colombia is something that's a no-brainer.

I intend to do what I can, working with my congressional colleagues, Republicans and Democrats, to help bring about the changes to the practices and Institutions of our democracy that they want and deserve.