Why the hell do I have to keep updating my apps on my iPhone all the time and why you don't fix that?

Teachers don't need as much as $140,000 a year, ... But, perhaps some senators don't need $140,000 a year either.

I think where [Donald Trump] loses most hawkish republicans is when he talking about how much he likes [Vladimir] Putin. That should make any person who believe in the American exceptionalism, incredibly uncomfortable.

At least I don’t plaster on the makeup like a trollop, you cunt.

I spent several years in a north Vietnamese prison camp in the dark, fed with scraps. Do you think I want to do that all over again as vice president of the United States?

Since when is the intelligence agency supposed to be an air force of drones that goes around killing people? I believe that it's a job for the department of defense.

Unfortunately, Governor Bush is a Pat Robertson Republican who will lose to Al Gore.