As part of my misspent youth, I spent too much time in the sun, and every few months, I have to go and have some basal cell removed from my old craggy features.

I hate the gooks. I will hate them as long as I live.

I 'Don't See How It Matters' That I Don't Know The Price Of Gas.

The 'Main Street' retailers ... see customers come to the store to locate items ... only to leave and order the items over the Internet just to escape the sales tax.

Presidential ambition is a disease that can only be cured by embalming fluid.

I've already heard from some military commanders who feel they've been undercut by the vice president of the United States, and there's a lot of justification for their view.

I looked into Mr. Putin's eyes, and I saw three letters, a "K," a "G," and a "B."