No one cares about the Davis Cup. How many people know I won five Davis Cups and seven majors, but that I rarely played the Australian Open?
The good part of having six kids is, there's always one who wants to hug you and say, 'Daddy, I love you.'
Do you have any problems, other than that you're unemployed, a moron, and a dork?
My greatest strength is that I have no weaknesses.
Everybody loves success, but they hate successful people.
Bush is an idiot and he's President, so anything's possible